when you see someones wing wang on omegle
When you say something smart and people are shocked
a 3rd duck villager moved into my town, which wouldn’t be suspicious if they didn’t all live together in a corner isolated from the rest of the village like some kind of secret duck cult
Making a 3D Lennon!
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.
bananas ROTAT E
rotato faster banana
can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?
yES FEEL TH e SPED
WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY
Petition for schle/schler from Futurama to become real nonbinary pronouns
The Mermit Crab.